Internet dan student

Genap 2 hari internet di U aku xde, waktu hari cuti lak tu. Boleh dikatakan 80% (walaupun aku x buat bancian, selalunya tepat apa aku teka ^^), student tidak tahu apa nak dibuat. Persoalannya, penting sangatkah internet, sampai diorang ni terkubur di dalam bilik bagaikan 'burung unta menyorokkan kepalanya'?

Internet sebenarnya boleh dikatakan nadi utama pelajar-pelajar di sini. Melalui TENETlah (intenet), dorang boleh siapkan segala assignment, homework dan kerja yg diberi. (3 langkah mudah, search di google, copy n paste, dh paham sgt ^^).

Selain tu, TENET tmpt mereka jimatkan duit. Is it? Segala news n facts mengenai dunia boleh dibaca dengan mudah. Say no to paper! (lagipun, dekat pejabat asrama ada byk paper free, bila2 leh ambil)

Keseronokan mendownload diTENET amat dinikmati student, kerana rangkaian TENET di sini adalah jauh lebih baik dri beruk-band, set-tree-meat, or lain2 (termasuk connection jenis lama di rumah yang berbunyi bising masa connect. Xleh layan tgh malam, kacau orang tido). Mp3, movie, video clip, note, cerita 1 warna, n pelbagai lagi jenis data boleh didownload dgn mudah. Bagi pelajar lelaki pula, kemudahan ini digunakan secukupnya untuk bermain games secara online.

Bayangkan hidup seorang pelajar tnp TENET. Macam mana kalau korang hidup tanpa hidung, begitulah keadaan mereka.

p/s: Di sepanjang 2 hari ni, pupuslah mereka-mereka yang digelar insomnia (semua kena tido awal sebab x tau buat ape).

Bagaimana mahu melupakan cinta pertama?

Wow, muka ganas, rupanya jiwang.com! Ada aku kesah? ^^. Well, just wanna share with you all, bagaimana caranya. Jangan pandang remeh mende ni. Dulu aku tak percaya cinta (Liyana Jasmay), macam karut marut. Couple sebab persekitaran. Hah? Kawan-kawan semua bz dengan awek dorang (dating, sms), kita juz tunggu parent call tanya khabar. Pe kes? Lagi pon, aku tak pernah ada communication skill with the other genre, yakni pompuan. Maybe, inilah hikmah di sebalik SMKA. Dari seorang kepada seorang hawa yang lain, dari kedah ke perak melalui penang (tempat aku blaja), dari mula main kepada sejati, bermulalah epilog 'cinton'. Pelbagai feel aku dapat rasakan masa tue, gembira terloncat-loncat, sedih berhingus dan macam-macam lagi, bak kata pepatah, "Dunia Umpama Neraka, Hidup Ibarat Layang-Layang". Eh, itu bukan singkatan DUNHILL? Terasanye! Aku dah mula melalut, so pendekkan cite, aku senaraikan beberapa tips yang pernah aku cuba.

1. Doa kepadaNya
Pasal ini, aku rasa, aku tak perlu huraikan panjang-panjang. Sepatutnya, kita kena sentiasa berdoa, bertahmid n etc memohon daripadaNya. (Bukan waktu dah ada problem, lu kene tinggal, baru lu nk pakai kain. Then, lu dapat yang baru, lu wat dek je. Tarak malu punya olang)

2. Cuba penuhkan aktiviti harian
Sentiasa cergas melakukan sebarang kerja untuk memenuhkan waktu-waktu lapang. Why dude? Otak kita telah diset dengan Jenab or Jai (bukan nama sebenar) untuk tempoh yang lama, jadi masa tu, otak kita akan sentiasa mengenangkan dorang. Waktu tu jua, bersepahlah bilik korang dengan surat-surat, bear, bantal masam, yang berkaitan dengan si dia. Mental sudah dikuasai, badan mula lemah, secara automatiknya korang tertonggeng dan tiada selera makan. Pernahkah korang terfikir, apa perasaan ibu yang melihat keadaan korang serba tak bermaya tu (macam mayat hidup). Jadi, cuba korang penuhkan juga aktiviti. Bila dah letih, korang, tak mampu nk fikir pape lagi. InsyaALLAH.

3. Luahkan segala yang tersirat.
Aku rasa, ini antara cara yang mujarab (walaupun tak sepenuhnya, impact stil kuat). Apa yang korang rasa, apa yang korang nak lepas, luahkan segalanya kepada orang yang terdekat (parent, kawan, makcik cafe or etc). Korang akan dapat merasakan kepuasannya. (Sebenarnya, aku sendiri tak suka cara ni memandangkan aku jenis yang simpan and try watdono. Tapi entah macam mana, aku terluah kat mak aku melalui telefon, terkejut dia secara tiba-tiba, ^^. Anak yang buat-buat cool selama ni, boleh juga bikin pipi basah)

4. Pulihkan keyakinan diri.
Ini penting dalam membantu korang melupakan problem cinta. How? Korang kena imbas kembali hidup korang sebelum berjumpa si dia, hidup riang ria bersama keluarga, kutuk mengutuk bersama member. Apa sebenarnya yang korang mahu lakukan? Tanamkan azam, dan berusaha sungguh2 utk mencapainya. (dari kecik aku nak jadi ultraman, mcm mana tu??)

Terdapat juga, cara-cara lain, yang maybe boleh membantu, tapi ia tidak digalakkan (x diiktiraf mohor diraja):

Membina keyakinan diri sendiri dengan cara negatif. Erk? Juz dalam diri korang, perburukkan dan makilah si dia sepuas-puasnya. (Contoh : Ingat ko cantik ke, pipi kembong, mata ketumbit, gigi halimah jongang .. bla3, Ana Raffali lagi comey ^^) Tapi, jangan sesekali membawa kepada pergaduhan or sebarang yang buruk berlaku.

Cari pengganti hati yang baru. Ini jalan pintas buat orang yang tidak sabar a.k.a gelojoh. Maybe, kita memerlukan masa untuk mengosongkan kembali hati si dia setelah diisi sepenuhnya (bwekkk), tapi, kalau ini caranya yang boleh membuat korg ceria kembali, so, why not.

Be a gamer (minesweeper, solitaire, card2 yang lain dikecualikan). Untuk yang tidak pernah terjebak, games boleh menjana pemikiran. Games online selalunya memerlukan 3-4 jam sehari, tetapi bagi yang addict, seharian akan berlalu dengan pantas.

Semoga berjaya kawan-kawanku. Ingatlah bahawa bunga bukan sekuntum, kumbang bukan boleh berenang. Sekian.

OneRepublic - Secrets

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Lyric:

I need another story
Something to get off my chest
My life gets kinda boring
Need something that I can confess
'Til all my sleeves are stained red

From all the truth that I've said
Come by it honestly I swear
Thought you saw me wink, no
I've been on the brink, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insinceres
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

My God, amazing how we got this far
It's like we're chasing all those stars
Driving shiny big black cars
And everyday I see the news
All the problems that we could solve

And when a situation rises
Just write it into an album
Sending it straight to gold
I don't really like my flow, no, so

Tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insinceres
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

Oh, got no reason, got not shame
Got no family I can blame
Just don't let me disappear
I'm 'a tell you everything

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that will delight those ears
Sick of all the insinceres
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away

So tell me what you want to hear
Something that will light those ears
Sick of all the insinceres
So I'm gonna give all my secrets away

This time, don't need another perfect lie
Don't care if critics ever jump in line
I'm gonna give all my secrets away
All my secrets away, all my secrets away

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B.O.B ft Bruno Mars - Nothin On You

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Lyric:
[Chorus- Bruno Mars] (B.o.B)
Beautiful girls all over the world, I could be chasing
But my time would be wasted, they got nothing on you, baby
Nothing on you, baby
They might say hi, and I might say hey
But you shouldn't worry, about what they say
'Cause they got nothing on you, baby (Yeah)
Nothing on you, baby (N-n-n-nothing on you baby, n-nothing on you)

[Verse 1- B.o.B]
I know you feel where I'm coming from
Regardless of the things in my past that I've done
Most of it really was for the hell of the fun
On a carousel, so around I spun
With no direction, just tryna get some
Tryna chase skirts, living in the summer sun
And so I lost more than I had ever won
And honestly, I ended up with none

[Bridge- Bruno Mars]
It's so much nonsense, it's on my conscience
I'm thinking "maybe I should get it out"
And I don't wanna sound redundant
But I was wondering, if there was something that you wanna know
But never mind that, we should let it go
Cause we don't wanna be a TV episode
And all the bad thoughts, just let ;em go, go, go

[Chorus]

[Verse 2- B.o.B]
Hands down, there will never be another one (nope)
I've been around, and I've never seen another one (never)
Because your style, I ain't really got nothin' on (nothing)
And you wild when you ain't got nothin' on? (haha)

Baby you the whole package
Plus you pay your taxes
And you keep it real, while them others stay plastic
You're my Wonder Woman, call me Mr. Fantastic
Stop- now think about it

[Bridge 2- B.o.B.]
I've been to London, I've been to Paris
Even way out there in Tokyo
Back home down in Georgia, to New Orleans
But you always steal the show
And just like that girl, you got me froze
Like a Nintendo 64
If you never knew, well, now you know, know, know

[Chorus]

[Bridge 3- B.o.B]
Everywhere I go, I'm always hearing your name
And no matter where I'm at, girl you make me wanna sing
Whether a bus or a plane, or a car, or a train
No other girl's on my brain, and you the one to blame

[Chorus]

[B.o.B]
Yeah (laughing)
And that's just how we do it (laughing)
And I'ma just let this ride
B.o.B
And Bruno Mars

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Mizz Nina ft Colby O Donnis - What You Waiting For

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Lyric:
[colby]
baby i never seen someone with your body
you make me want get this party started
hey baby comein tell me what this all
baby baby
tell me what you what you waiting for

[mizz nina]
baby i never seen someone with your body
you make me wanna get a little notty
hey baby come in get it it's all yours
baby baby
tell me what you what you waiting for

[colby]
its your birthday
so tell me what's you want it too

[mizz nina]
its my birthday
im really wanna get with you

[colby]
drop the beat now and may be we can get it started

[mizz nina]
will go insane and take you to the after party

[colby]
so what's your name hey baby what's your name oh yeah

[mizz nina]
sexys my name yea sexys my name

[colby]
ok and whats your game hey baby what's your game
[mizz nina]
ok i like to play..i ..i like to play


[colby]
baby i never seen someone with your body
you make me want get this party started
hey baby comein tell me what this all
baby baby
tell me what you what you waiting for

[mizz nina]
baby i never seen someone with your body
you make me wanna get a little notty
hey baby come in get it it's all yours
baby baby
tell me what you what you waiting for

[colby]
hey sexy girl from kuala lumpur
[mizz nina]
hey baby that's me i'll be on the dance floor

[colby]
i got you with surprise we pop in up in VIP
[mizz nina]
and if i ask nice can i take you home with me

baby let's get crazy come and loose control
you want to tear up after party
i know you wants some more
i wanna see you with that body ???

baby come and get it
what you what you waiting for

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Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are

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Lyric:
Oh her eyes, her eyes
Make the stars look like they're not shining
Her hair, her hair
Falls perfectly without her trying

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Yeah I know, I know
When I compliment her
She wont believe me
And its so, its so
Sad to think she don't see what I see

But every time she asks me do I look okay
I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

Her nails, her nails
I could kiss them all day if she'd let me
Her laugh, her laugh
She hates but I think its so sexy

She's so beautiful
And I tell her every day

Oh you know, you know, you know
Id never ask you to change
If perfect is what you're searching for
Then just stay the same

So don't even bother asking
If you look okay
You know I say

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

The way you are
The way you are
Girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

When I see your face
There's not a thing that I would change
Cause you're amazing
Just the way you are
And when you smile,
The whole world stops and stares for awhile
Cause girl you're amazing
Just the way you are

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Taio Cruz - Dynamite

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Lyric:
I came to dance, dance, dance, dance
I hit the floor
'Cause that's my, plans, plans, plans, plans
I'm wearing all my favorite
Brands, brands, brands, brands
Give me space for both my hands, hands, hands, hands
You, you
Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I came to move, move, move, move
Get out the way me and my crew, crew, crew, crew
I'm in the club so I'm gonna do, do, do, do
Just drop the phone, came here to do, do, do, do

Yeah, yeah

Cause it goes on and on and on
And it goes on and on and on

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

I'm gonna take it all out
I'm gonna be the last one standing
I'm alone and all I
I'm gonna be the last one landing
'Cause I, I, Believe it
And I, I, I
I just want it all
I'm gonna put my hands in the air
Hands in the air
Put your hands in the air

I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
Saying AYO
Gotta let go
I wanna celebrate and live my life
Saying AYO
Baby, let's go

'Cause we gon' rock this club
We gon' go all night
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite
Cause I told you once
Now I told you twice
We gon' light it up
Like it's dynamite

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Lady Antebellum - Need You Now

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Lyric:
Picture perfect memories scattered all around the floor
Reachin' for the phone 'cause I can't fight it anymore
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

Another shot of whiskey can't stop looking at the door
Wishing you'd come sweeping in the way you did before
And I wonder if I ever cross your mind
For me it happens all the time

It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you now
And I don't know how I can do without
I just need you now

woah woaaah.

Guess I'd rather hurt than feel nothin' at all

It's a quarter after one I'm all alone and I need you now

And I said I wouldn't call but I'm a little drunk and I need you now

And I don't know how I can do without

I just need you now

I just need you now (wait)

Ooo, baby, I need you now

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Tino Coury - Diary

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Lyric:

I read your diary
And it said
That you weren't in love with me
And you're leaving
And I wish that I didn't see
That you fell in love with him, him, him
But I read your diary

I saw a book wit lock and key right next to your name
I, I, I, I couldn't help myself cause things aint just been the same
Can you please tell me cause this sh** is so insane
My heart is bleeding
Papercut from reading, reading

Page 1
Says that your falling in and out of love
Page 2
Says all them things I do just aint enough
Page 3
No I couldn't see, Page 3 says you don't know how to explain it to me

But I read your diary
And it said
That you weren't in love with me
And you're leaving
And I wish that I didn't see
That you fell in love with him, him, him
But I read your diary
Oh Oh Oh
Your diary
Oh Oh Oh

I turn the page and see a picture of you and him
No, No, No, that was the night you told me you were out with your
Friends
And now I know that my kiss was just S, Second
My heart is bleeding
Papercut from reading, reading...
Page 4
Says your addicted to sexin him every night
Page 5
Has all the reasons you know that this isn't right
Page 6
I can't handle this
I feel just like JT on that cry me a river sh**

Cause I read your diary
And it said
That you weren't in love with me
And your leaving
And I wish that I didn't see
That you fell in love with him, him, him
But I read your diary
Oh Oh Oh
Your diary
Oh Oh Oh

Let's make a list
(Check)
Broken promises
(Check)
How you always told me you loved me right after every kiss
(Check)
And you, you always talkin shit
On them other chicks
(Check)
And now it's obvious that we know who the real b**** is...

I read your diary
And it said
That you weren't in love with me
And you're leaving
And I wish that I didn't see
That you fell in love with him, him, him
But I read your diary
Oh Oh Oh
Your diary
Oh Oh Oh
Your Diary

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Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug

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Lyric:
Maybe I need some rehab
Or maybe just need some sleep
I got a sick obsession
I'm seein it in my dreams
I'm lookin down every alley
I'm makin those desperate calls
I'm stayin up all night hopin hitin my head against the wall

What you got boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
Im all strung out my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind!

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Wont listen to any advice
Mommas tellin me I should think twice
But look into my own devices, im addicted its a crisis
My friends think ive gone crazy
My judgments gettin kinda hazy
My esteem is gonna be affected if I keep it up like a love sick crack head

What you got boy, is hard to find
I think about it all the time
Im all strung out my heart is fried
I just cant get you off my mind!

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

I dont care what people say
The rush is worth the price I pay
I get so high when your with me
But crash and crave you when you leave

Hey, so I got a question
Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?
Do I make your heart beat like an 808 drum
Is my love your drug? your drug?
Hi, your drug?
Hi, your drug?
Is my love your drug?

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Because your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love
I said your love your love your love is my drug
Your love your love your love

Hey, heyy, sooo
You love, your love your love, is my drug,
I like your beard.

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Enrique Iglesias ft Pitbull - I Like It

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Lyric:

[Verse 1 - Enrique Iglesias]
Girl please excuse me
If I'm coming too strong
But tonight is the night
We can really let go
My girlfriend is out of town
And I'm all alone
Your boyfriend is on vacation
And he doesn't have to know
[Pre-Chorus]
No one can do the things
I'm gonna wanna to do to you
Shout it out, scream it loud
Let me hear you go
[Chorus]
Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it.
Party, Karamu, Fiesta, Forever
[Verse 2 - Enrique Iglesias]
Girl please excuse me
If I'm misbehaving, oh
I'm trying keep my hands off
But you're begging me for more
Round round round
Give a low low low
Let the time time pass
'Cause we're never getting old
[Pre-Chorus]
No one can do it better
Turn around I'll give you more
Shout it out, scream it loud
Let me hear you go
[Chorus]
Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it
[Verse 3 - Pitbull]
Lyrics coming soon!
[Bridge - Enrique Iglesias]
Don't stop baby, don't stop baby
Just keep on shaking along
I won't stop baby, won't stop baby
Until you get enough
Party, Karamu, Fiesta, Forever
[Chorus]
Baby I like it
The way you move on the floor
Baby I like it
Come on and give me some more
Oh yes I like it
Screaming like never before
Baby I like it
I, I, I like it

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Travie McCoy ft Bruno Mars - Billionaire

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Lyric:
Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
buy all of the things I never had
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
smiling next to Oprah and the Queen

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when I’m a billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
Yeah I would have a show like Oprah
I would be the host of, everyday Christmas
give Travie a wish list
I’d probably pull an Angelina and Brad Pitt
and adopt a bunch of babies that ain’t never had sh-t
give away a few Mercedes like here lady have this
and last but not least grant somebody their last wish
its been a couple months since I’ve single so
you can call me Travie Claus minus the Ho Ho
get it, hehe, I’d probably visit where Katrina hit
and damn sure do a lot more than FEMA did
yeah can’t forget about me stupid
everywhere I go Imma have my own theme music

[Chorus]
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my name in shining lights
A different city every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
for when I’m a billionaire
oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire
oh oooh oh oooh for when I’m a Billionaire

[Travis "Travie" McCoy]
I’ll be playing basketball with the President
dunking on his delegates
then I’ll compliment him on his political etiquette
toss a couple milli in the air just for the heck of it
but keep the fives, twentys (?) completely separate
and yeah I’ll be in a whole new tax bracket
we in recession but let me take a crack at it
I’ll probably take whatevers left and just split it up
so everybody that I love can have a couple bucks
and not a single tummy around me would know what hungry was
eating good sleeping soundly
I know we all have a similar dream
go in your pocket pull out your wallet
and put it in the air and sing

[Bruno Mars]
I wanna be a billionaire so fricking bad
buy all of the things I never had
uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
[Chorus]
I wanna be a billionaire so frickin bad!

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3OH3 ft Ke$ha - My First Kiss

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Lyric:
(Verse)
My first kiss went a little like this
-kiss-
And twist
-kiss kiss-
And twist

(Ke$ha)
Well my first kiss went a little like this
-kiss-
And twist
-kiss kiss-
And twist

I said no more teachers
And no more books
I got a kiss under the bleachers
Hoping that nobody looks
Lips like licorice
Tongue like candy
Excuse me miss but can I get you out your panties?

In the back of the car
On the way to the bar
I got you on my lips
(I got you on my lips)
At the foot of the stairs
With my fingers in your hair
Baby this is it

(Chorus)
She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

(Verse)
Well my first kiss went a little like this
I said no more sailors
And no more soldiers
With your name in a heart
Tattooed up on their shoulders
Your kiss is like whiskey
It gets me drunk
And I wake up in the morning with the taste of your tongue

In the back of the car
On the way to the bar
I got you on my lips
(I got you on my lips)
At the foot of the stairs
With my fingers in your hair
Baby this is it

(Chorus)
She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

My first kiss went a little like this
-kiss-
And twist
-kiss kiss-
And twist

(Ke$ha)
Well my first kiss went a little like this
-kiss-
And twist
-kiss kiss-
And twist

Yeah

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Ooo-oo-oo-ooh
Oooooooooh

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say
Oooooooooh
Oooooooooh

She won't ever get enough
Once she gets a little touch
If I had it my way
You know that I'd make her say

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Timbaland ft Katy Pery - If We Ever Meet Again

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Lyric:
What’s somebody like you, doing in a place like this?
Say did you come alone, or did you bring all your friends?
Say what's your name, what you drinkin,
I think I know what you're thinking.
Baby what’s your sign?
Tell me yours, I’ll tell you mine.
Say what’s somebody like you, doing in a place like this?
(1, 2, 3, come on!)

I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)
Won’t let you get away (say if we ever meet again)
This freefall (ahh), got me so (ohh), kiss me all night
Don't ever let me go.
I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)

Oohh, oohh say if we ever meet again

Do you come here much? I swear I’ve seen your face before. (beforeee, yeah)
Hope you don’t see me blush, but I can’t help but want you more, more.
Baby tell me what’s your story, I ain’t shy and don’t you worry.
I’m flirting with my eyes, wanna leave with you tonight.
Do you come here much? I gotta see your face some more.
Some more cause baby I,

I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)
Won’t let you get away (say if we ever meet again)
This freefall (ahh), got me so (ohh), kiss me all night
Don't ever let me go.
I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)

If we ever meet again, I’ll have so much more to say. (if we ever meet again)
If we ever meet again, I won’t let you go away. (if we ever meet again)
If we ever, ever meet again, I’ll have so much more to say. (if we ever meet again)
If we ever, ever meet again, I won’t let you go away.

I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)
Won’t let you get away (say if we ever meet again)
This freefall (ahh), got me so (ohh), kiss me all night
Don't ever let me go.
I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)

I’ll never be the same (if we ever meet again)
Won’t let you get away (said if we ever meet again)
This freefall (ahh), got me so (ohh), kiss me all night
Don't ever let me go.
I’ll never be the same (say if we ever meet again)

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Katy Perry ft Snoop Dogg - California Gurls

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Lyric:
[Snoop Dogg]
Greetings loved ones
Lets take a journey

[Katy Perry]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be something in the water
Sippin' gin and juice
Laying underneath the palm trees
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na to creep a little sneak peek
(at us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

S*x on a beach
We get sand in our stilletos
We freak
And we're cheap
So play the songs on the stereo

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the golden coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg]
Tone Tan
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin' heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like shes the one
Kiss her
Touch her
Squeeze her

The girls a freak
She drives a jeep
The men on the beach
I'm okay
I wont play
I love the bait
Just like I love LA
Venice beach
And Palm Springs
Summer time is everything

Come on boys
Hanging out
All that a-s
Hanging out
Bikinis, tankinis, martinis
No weenies
Just to get
In betweeny
Katy my lady
(yeah)
You looking here baby
(uh huh)
Im all up on you
Cause you representing California
(ohhh yeahh)

[Katy Perry]
California girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikinis on top
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
Will melt your popsicle
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

California girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
West coast represent
(West coast, west coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh Oh Oooooh

[Snoop Dogg]
(Californiaaa, Californiaaa)
California girls man
I wish they all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
California girls
(Californiaaa, yeah)

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Maroon 5 - Misery

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Lyric:

Misery
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
So scared of breaking it
But you won't let it bend
And I wrote two hundred letters
I won't ever send
Somehow it is cut so much
Deeper then they seem
You'd rather cover up
I'd rather let them be
So let me be
And I'll set you free

[CHORUS]
I am in misery
There ain't no other
Who can comfort me
Why won't you answer me?
Your silence is slowly killing me
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
I'm gonna get you back
Gonna get you back

Your salty skin and how
It mixes in with mine
The way it feels to be
Completely intertwined
It's not that I didn't care
It's that I didn't know
It's not what I didn't feel,
It's what I didn't show
So let me be
And I'll set you free

[CHORUS]
I am in misery
There ain't no other
Who can comfort me
Why won't you answer me?
Your silence is slowly killing me
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
I'm gonna get you back
Gonna get you back

Say your faith is shaken
You may be mistaken
You keep me wide awake and
Waiting for the sun
I'm desperate and confused
So far away from you
I'm getting here
Don't care where I have to go

Why do you do what you do to me, yeah
Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah
Why do you do what you do to me yeah
Why won't you answer me, answer me yeah

[CHORUS]
I am in misery
There ain't no other
Who can comfort me
Why won't you answer me?
Your silence is slowly killing me
Girl you really got me bad
You really got me bad
I'm gonna get you back
Gonna get you back

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Charize ft Iyaz - Pyramid

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Lyric:
shawty's love is like a pyramid
we stand together till the very end
there'll never be another love for sure
iyaz and charice here we go

stones heavy like the love you've shown
solid as the ground we've known
and i just wanna carry on
we took it from the bottom up
and even in a desert storm
sturdy as a rock we hold
wishing every moment froze
now i just wanna let you know
earthquakes can't shake us
cyclones can't break us
hurricanes can't take away our love

pyramid, we've built this on a solid rock
it feels just like it's heaven's touch
together at the top (at the top baby) like a pyramid
and even when the wind is blowin
we'll never fall just keep on goin
forever we will stay like a pyramid
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey

cold never ever when you're close
we will never let it fall
a story that was never told
something like a mystery
and every step we've took we grown
look how fast the time has flown
a journey to the place unknown
we're going down in history
earthquakes can't shake us
cyclones can't break us
hurricanes can't take away our love

pyramid, we've built this on a solid rock
it feels just like it's heaven's touch
together at the top (at the top baby) like a pyramid
and even when the wind is blowin
we'll never fall just keep it goin
forever we will stay like a pyramid

like a pyramid girl i'ma show you
that i love you so much that we're gonna get through
even when it storms i will never go
i'ma be the one to keep you safe
before was a love i care more than enough
holding on to one another be the cover when it's rough
mother nature, or disaster won't stop our happy ever after

pyramid... keep it going...
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey

pyramid, we've built this on a solid rock
it feels just like it's heaven's touch
together at the top (at the top baby) like a pyramid
and even when the wind is blowin
we'll never fall just keep on goin
forever we will stay like a pyramid

pyramid..
pyramid, we've built this on a solid rock
it feels just like it's heaven's touch
together at the top (at the top baby) like a pyramid
and even when the wind is blowin
we'll never fall just keep it goin
forever we will stay like a pyramid
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey
like a pyramid, like a pyramid hey

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Eminem ft Rihanna - Love The Way You Lie

Lyric:

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

I can't tell you what it really is
I can only tell you what it feels like
And right now there's a steel knife
In my windpipe
I can't breathe
But I still fight
While I can fight
As long as the wrong feels right
It's like I'm in flight
High of a love
Drunk from the hate
It's like I'm huffing paint
And I love it the more that I suffer
I sufficate
And right before im about to drown
She resuscitates me
She fucking hates me
And I love it
Wait
Where you going
I'm leaving you
No you ain't
Come back
We're running right back
Here we go again
It's so insane
Cause when it's going good
It's going great
I'm Superman
With the wind in his bag
She's Lois Lane
But when it's bad
It's awful
I feel so ashamed
I snap
Who's that dude
I don't even know his name
I laid hands on her
I'll never stoop so low again
I guess I don't know my own strength

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

You ever love somebody so much
You can barely breathe
When you're with them
You meet
And neither one of you
Even know what hit 'em
Got that warm fuzzy feeling
Yeah them chills
Used to get 'em
Now you're getting fucking sick
Of looking at 'em
You swore you've never hit 'em
Never do nothing to hurt 'em
Now you're in each other's face
Spewing venom
And these words
When you spit 'em
You push
Pull each other's hair
Scratch, claw, bit 'em
Throw 'em down

Pin 'em
So lost in the moments
When you're in 'em
It's the rage that took over
It controls you both
So they say it's best
To go your separate ways
Guess that they don't know ya
Cause today
That was yesterday
Yesterday is over
It's a different day
Sound like broken records
Playin' over
But you promised her
Next time you'll show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave
Out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

Now I know we said things
Did things
That we didn't mean
And we fall back
Into the same patterns
Same routine
But your temper's just as bad
As mine is
You're the same as me
But when it comes to love
You're just as blinded
Baby please come back
It wasn't you
Baby it was me
Maybe our relationship
Isn't as crazy as it seems
Maybe that's what happens
When a tornado meets a volcano
All I know is
I love you too much
To walk away though
Come inside
Pick up your bags off the sidewalk
Don't you hear sincerity
In my voice when I talk
Told you this is my fault
Look me in the eyeball
Next time I'm pissed
I'll aim my fist
At the dry wall
Next time
There will be no next time
I apologize
Even though I know it's lies
I'm tired of the games
I just want her back
I know I'm a liar
If she ever tries to fucking leave again
I'mma tie her to the bed
And set the house on fire

Just gonna stand there
And watch me burn
But that's alright
Because I like
The way it hurts
Just gonna stand there
And hear me cry
But that's alright
Because I love
The way you lie
I love the way you lie
I love the way you lie

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Miranda Cosgrove - Kissin U

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Lyric:
Sparks fly
It's like electricity
I might die
When I forget how to breathe
You get closer and there's
No where in this world I'd rather be
Time stops
Like everything around me
Is frozen
And nothing matters but these
Few moments when you open my mind to things
I've never seen

'Cause when I'm kissing you
My senses come alive
Almost like the puzzle piece
I've been trying to find
Falls right into place
You're all that it takes
My doubts fade away
When I'm kissing you

When I'm kissing you
It all starts making sense
And all the questions
I ve been asking in my head
Like are you the one should I really trust
Crystal clear it becomes
When I'm kissing you

Past loves
They never got very far
Wall's up, made sure
I guarded my heart
And I promise I wouldn't do this till
I knew it was right for me

But no one (no one)
No guy that I met before
Could make me (make me)
Feel so right and secure
And have you noticed
I lose my focus
And the world around me disappears

'Cause when I'm kissing you
My senses come alive
Almost like the puzzle piece
I've been trying to find
Falls right into place
You're all that it takes
My doubts fade away
When I'm kissing you

When I'm kissing you
It all starts making sense
And all the questions

I've been asking in my head
Like are you the one should I really trust
Crystal clear it becomes
When I'm kissing you

I've never felt nothing like this
You're making me open up
No point in even trying to fight this
It kinda feels like it's love

Cause when I'm kissing you
My senses come alive
Almost like the puzzle piece
I've been trying to find
Falls right into place
You're all that it takes
My doubts fade away
When I'm kissing you

When I'm kissing you
It all starts making sense
And all the questions
I've been asking in my head
Like are you the one should I really trust
Crystal clear it becomes
When I'm kissing you

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B.O.B ft Hayley William - Airplane

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Lyrics:

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Yeah
I could use a dream or a genie or a wish
To go back to a place much simpler than this
Cause after all the partyin' and smashin' and crashin'
And all the glitz and the glam and the fashion
And all the pandemonium and all the madness
There comes a time where you fade to the blackness
And when you're staring at that phone in your lap
And you hoping but them people never call you back
But that's just how the story unfolds
You get another hand soon after you fold
And when your plans unravel
And they sayin' what would you wish for
If you had one chance
So airplane airplane sorry I'm late
I'm on my way so don't close that gate
If I don't make that then I'll switch my flight
And I'll be right back at it by the end of the night

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

Somebody take me back to the days
Before this was a job, before I got paid
Before it ever mattered what I had in my bank
Yeah back when I was tryin' to get into the subway
And back when I was rappin' for the hell of it
But now a days we rappin' to stay relevant
I'm guessin that if we can make some wishes outta airplanes
Then maybe yo maybe I'll go back to the days
Before the politics that we call the rap game
And back when ain't nobody listened to my mix tape
And back before I tried to cover up my slang
But this is for the Cada, what's up Bobby Ray
So can I get a wish to end the politics
And get back to the music that started this sh-t
So here I stand and then again I say
I'm hopin' we can make some wishes outta airplanes

Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)
Can we pretend that airplanes
In the night sky
Are like shooting stars
I could really use a wish right now (wish right now, wish right now)

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Karangan 1

Aku suka baca karangan-karangan budak sekolah, memang menjengkelkan. Bila diimbas balik, macam manalah karangan kita waktu sekolah dulu. So, aku cuba menjiwai dorang dan membuat karangan ini. Adakah aku seperti dorang or lebih buruk?

Pagi itu hari ahad. Ayam berkokok awal-awal pagi, semalam pun beliau berkokok. Ibu katok saya dengan batang paip. Saya terkejut beruk. Ibu suruh saya mandi. Ayah ada di tandas. Saya dengar bunyi ayah meneran. Saya suruh ayah cepat sikit sebab dah tak tahan. Dia marah lalu mengejar saya dengan garfu. Dia menikam saya tapi saya elak dengan hebat, macam dalam cerita Ultraman. Kami lawan agak lama, sampai ibu datang menikam ayah pula.

Jadi, apa lagi, saya berlari masuk ke tandas. Saya lihat ayah tidak pam. Saya ambil keputusan untuk teruskan mandi. Air sangat sejuk hingga ke suhu beku. Saya gosok gigi saja. Gigi saya pula yang beku. Saya lari lagi mendapatkan ibu. Ibu juga lari mendapatkan telefon dan menelefon Dr. Mohamad Sulaiman, pakar doktor gigi.

Selepas berjam-jam, doktor pun sampai ke rumah. Doktor cakap dia terlewat kerana bergayut. Ibu memarahi doktor lalu memfire doktor berkenaan. Doktor bertukar menjadi raksasa. Ibu takut. Ibu minta pertolongan, tolong, tolong. Secara kebetulan, Lebai Man datang. Dia tok dukun kampung saya. Dia berjiran dengan rumah tok su, atok belah ibu saya yang dah mati dihentak gajah.

Lebai man membaca-baca. Air liur beliau macam orang tengah ludah. Satu, dua, tiga kali air liur beliau terkena muka saya. Saya lap muka saya yang berbau busuk ini. Lawan punya lawan, kedua-duanya mati. Saya, ibu dan ayah bersorak-sorak keriangan, yey. Kami bertiga terus pergi ke Cameron Higland untuk berpesta.

(* Dont make this story as ur guide in upsr)

Paramore - The Only Exception

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Lyrics:

When i was younger i saw
my daddy cry
and curse at the wind
he broke his own heart
and I watched
as he tried to reassemble it
and my momma swore
that she would
never let herself forget
and that was the day that I promised
I'd never sing of love
if it does not exist

CHORUS:

But Darlin...
you are the only exception
you are the only exception
you are the only exception
you are the only exception

verse 2:

maybe i know somewhere
deep in my soul
that love never lasts
and we've got to find other ways
to make it alone
keep a straight face
and i've always lived like this, keeping a comfortable distance
and up until now i had sworn to myself that I'm content with loneliness
because none of it was ever worth the risk

CHORUS:

well you are the only exception
you are the only exception
you are the only exception
you are the only exception

Bridge:

i've got a tight grip on reality
but i can't let go of what's in front of me here
i know you're leaving in the morning when you wake up leave me with some kind of proof it's not a dream

oh oh oh

CHORUS:

you are the only exception
you are the only exception
you are the only exception
you are the only exception

repeat chorus 1x

and I'm on my way to believing
oh and I'm on my way to believing

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Peribahasa dan simpulan bahasa.

Kali ini, apa kata kita menyelami peribahasa dan simpulan bahasa melayu supaya x ditelan zaman. As u know, bahasa itu indah, burger itu sedap. Abang Karam Singh Wallia merupakan contoh terbaik memperkasakan bahasa kita. Di sini, saya akan pamerkan sedikit beberapa jenis peribahasa yang mungkin anda tahu or tidak dan maksudnya.


1. Dayung sudah di tangan, perahu sudah di air.
Maksud: Segala-gala yang dikehendaki sudah diperoleh.
(Macam mana nk dayung, klo perahu dah kat air? korang tetinggal beb)

2. Seperti lembu dicucuk hidung
Maksud : Orang yang selalu menurut kemahuan orang.
(Ape nak dihairankan, manusia sendiri pon dh mula bertindik, bukan idong je, tuttt pon ade)

3. Bagai kaca terhempas ke batu
Maksud : Sangat sedih atau kecewa.
(Korang nk kene marah ke, bagi jatuh barang berkaca, mak ko bli mahal tu kat e-bay)

4. Bulat air kerana pembetung, bulat manusia kerana muafakat
Maksud : Kata sepakat yang dicapai dalam mesyuarat.
(Manusia skang dah bulat kerana byk makan)

5. Berat sama dipikul, ringan sama dijinjing
Maksud : mengalami susah senang bersama-sama.
(Iyo le tu, orang2 berat selalu kena tinggal dengan yang ringan, lembap sangat)

6. Bara yang digenggam biar sampai jadi arang
Maksud : Mengerjakan sesuatu yang sukar hendaklah sabar, sehingga mencapai kejayaan.
(Jangan kuat membara, kang legam cam arang)

7. Hujan emas di negeri orang, hujan batu di negeri sendiri, lebih baik di negeri sendiri
Maksud : Walau bagaimanapun kelebihan di negara orang, tetap negeri sendiri lebih baik lagi.
(Kalo betol ade turun emas, x ke suma orang dok rumah layan facebuk, xyh keje)

8. Duduk sama rendah, berdiri sama tinggi
Maksud : Dua orang atau pihak yang sama darjat dalam adat
(Kalo masa tido, stil same x?)

9. Kalau takut dilambung ombak, jangan berumah di tepi pantai
Maksud : Kalau takut berhadapan dengan penderitaan , lebih baik jangan melakukan sesuatu yang susah
(Umah2 kat tepi pantai yang selalu kena tsunami, leh repot kat JKR atau pihak PTPTN)

10. Indah khabar daripada rupa
Maksud : Perkhabaran tentang sesuatu perkara yang dilebih-lebihkan.
(Orang2 hensem or elok paras rupa yang suka membeli surat khabar)

11. Hati gajah sama dilapah, hati kuman sama dicecah
Maksud : Pengagihan yang sama banyak.
(Hati ayam sedap dimakan, berhati2 d jalan raya)

12. Di mana bumi dipijak, di situ langit dijunjung
Maksud : Menurut adat atau peraturan di tempat yang kita diami atau tinggal.
(Di mana bau busuk, disitu gua kentut)

13. Ibarat telur sesangkak, pecah sebiji, pecah semua
Maksud : kesilapan yang dilakukan oleh seseorang menyebabkan orang lain yang menerima akibatnya.
(Telur2 jangan disebut, sensitif word!)

14. Kalau tidak dipecahkan ruyung, manakan dapat sagunya
Maksud : Tak akan tercapai maksudnya kalau tak mahu berusaha dan bersusah payah
(Pecah tabung lagi mudah, duit pon dapat)

15. Berakit-rakit ke hulu, berenang-renang ke tepian, bersakit-sakit dahulu, bersenang-senang kemudian
Maksud : Bersusah payah terlebih dahulu untuk mendapatkan kesenangan pada kemudian hari.
(Dengan teknologi sekarang, bek korang nek bot or feri, lebih laju dan selamat)

16. Biar mati anak, jangan mati adat
Maksud : orang yang kuat perpegang pada adat. (Inilah budak zaman sekarang, pandai buat anak, x pandai jaga, buang merata2)

17. Untung anak lelaki cari-carikan, untung anak perempuan nanti-nantikan
Maksud : orang lelaki yang merisik bakal isterinya.
(Kisah seorang anak lelaki yang tengah mencari seorang perempuan di bukit beruntung)

18. Yang bulat tidak datang menggolek, yang pipih tidak datang melayang
Maksud : Sesuatu benda tidak akan datang tanpa usaha
(Orang yang jatuh tergolek2, selalunya tidak datang kerja sebab sakit)

Marilah sama2 kita memperjuangkan bahasa dan bangsa kita. Takkan melayu hilang di CC!!

Tahi lalat dan firasatnya

Seperti yang anda semua tahu, semua jenis tahi adalah busuk n kotor jika dibayangkan. Tetapi tidak untuk tahi lalat malah dipuji manis. Mengapa? Awatnya? Pekehe yob? Itu sudah menjadi fakta, selain tu, tiada saintis yang mengkajinya dan saya sendiri tak mahu mengulas mengenainya. Kalau di celah ketiak saya ada tahi lalat, ape maknanye? So, mari sama2 kita membacanya sambil berhibur:

Tanda	Firasat Tahi Lalat
Bibir atas kanan	Banyak rezeki, pandai
Bibir atas kiri	Ramai kawan, baik hati
Bibir bawah kanan	Disegani orang, ramai yang suka
Bibir bawah kiri	Pandai bicara, tak mudah kalah
Leher kanan	Cerdas, jujur, berani menderita
Leher kiri	Cerdas dalam segala hal dan banyak pengetahuan
Leher di tengah	Tercapai cita-cita
Biji mata kanan	Suka serong dan pembohong
Biji mata kiri	Pembohong tetapi baik hati
Hujung mata kanan	Baik hati, sopan santun, cerdas
Hujung mata kiri	Baik budi, murah rezeki
Punggung kanan	Agak mengalami kesulitan
Punggung kiri	Malas dan suka duduk
Betis kanan	Suka berhibur, boros
Betis kiri	Rajin, tidak suka menganggur
Lutut kanan	Bersikap tidak peduli dan tidak mahu berusaha
Lutut kiri	Kurang kuat berusaha
Kepala sebelah kanan	Terkabul cita-cita
Kepala sebelah kiri	Sering menemui kesusahan
Kepala sebelah belakang	Jujur, sabar dan tekun
Kening kanan	Cerdas dan cekap
Kening kiri	Cerdas dan sopan santun
Tengah kening	Keras hati dan berani segala hal
Hujung mulut kanan	Kecil rezeki, tak mudah kalah
Hujung mulut kiri	Suka berpoya-poya
Ketiak kanan	Dapat menyimpan rahsia
Ketiak kiri	Jujur, banyak yang cinta
Pergelangan kaki kanan	Suka keluar rumah
Pergelangan kaki kiri	Kehendak kuat
Batang hidung	Banyak dicintai orang dan dapat menjadi kaya
Pada hidung	Banyak rezeki
Dagu bawah kanan	Jujur dan baik hati
Dagu bawah kiri	Bijaksana, dan berbudi luhur
Kemaluan kanan atau kiri	Baik, suka senggama
Di kepala kemaluan (lelaki)	Bakal beristeri dua
Tumit kanan	Jujur dan banyak kawan
Tumit kiri	Baik budi
Alis kanan	Suka menolong dan baik hati
Alis kiri	Ramai yang suka
Pangkal peha kanan	Kemahuan kuat
Pangkal peha kiri	Suka kerja apa pun
Telapak kaki kanan	Tak mudah mengeluh
Jari kaki kanan	Suka menolong
Jari kaki kiri	Berbudi, suka berbuat baik
Bahu kanan	Cermat dalam membuat keputusan, banyak tanggungan
Bahu kiri	Suka kerja keras, banyak tanggungjawab
Buah dada kanan	Baik hati, pendiam, simpan rahsia
Buah dada kiri	Ramai kawan, setia pada pasangan
Lengan kanan	Setia dan taat pada atasan
Lengan kiri	Menepati janji dan rajin
Pipi kanan	Ramai teman
Tengah-tengah pipi kanan	Ramai yang suka
Tengah-tengah pipi kri	Ramai teman
Ubun-ubun	Kurang jujur
Pusat	Cerdas, tangkas, tekun
Pusat bahagian kanan	Sejahtera dalam hidup
Pusat bahagian kiri	Beroleh kemuliaan
Pinggang kanan	Sayang pada pasangan hidup
Pinggang kiri	Disayang pasangan hidup
Dada kanan	Dapat mengatasi masalah
Dada kiri	Berani, jujur dan sabar
Telapak kaki kanan	Tidak mudah mengeluh
Telapak kaki kiri	Baik budi pekertinya
Siku tangan kanan	Kuat ingin memiliki kejayaan
Siku tangan kiri	Baik hati, suka menolong
Jari tangan kanan	Serba beroleh keuntungan
Jari tangan kiri	Serba baik bekerja
Jari telapak tangan kanan	Banyak rezeki tetapi boros
Jari telapak tangan kiri	Banyak rezeki dan cermat
Pergelangan tangan kanan	Boros, suka bersukaria
Pergelangan tangan kiri	Dapat berpangkat
Perut bawah kanan	Banyak rezeki, suka memberi maaf
Perut bawah kiri	Baik hati, tenang hidupnya
Sudut mata kanan dalam	Disayang suami atau isteri
Sudut mata kiri dalam	Tidak mudah dilupakan pasangan
Sudut mata kanan luar	Baik budi, ramai yang cinta
Pelipis kiri	Murah rezeki, dapat jadi kaya
Pelipis kanan	Serba berhasil dalam usaha
Kelopak mata kanan atas	Baik hati, ramah, berjaya
Kelopak mata kiri atas	Baik budi, ramai yang suka
Kelopak mata kanan bawah	Agak malas
Kelopak mata kiri bawah	Agak bodoh, kurang bijaksana

Anda sudah berpuas hati? Jangan bersedih, jika ia tidak seperti yang anda mahukan (jangan sesekali memotong tahi lalat anda ke tempat yang anda inginkan). Ini hanyalah firasat semata2.
(p/s Tulisan berbold merah berdasarkan diriku. Kawasan2 yang tidak dapat dilihat oleh anda mahupun didetect oleh cermin, boleh la tanya kepada kawan2 anda.)

B4 turn to 25

Oh tidak, umor nk makin tua. Yang hitam luruh, yang putih datang, cuba teka ape dia? Semestinya masalah "uban" menyusul. Apekan daya, suma tu dah fitrah manusia. Jadi ape la aku nk buat dgn usia yg meningkat ni?

1. Sentiasa cool mengatasi prob.

Semua orang ade masalah sendiri, x kira kecik or besar, and aku sendiri pon x lari dari adat mcm tu. Nak kira pasal problem, macam2 yang aku alami dari segi ekonomi, keluarga, pelajaran n mcm2 masa ni. Kalau aku ceritakan jalan hidup aku ni, aku gerenti, buku or novel yang aku terbit tu leh dapat hasil yang lumayan (juz aku je x suka karang, plus bm fail). Ape2 pon berlaku aku sentiasa berharap leh atasi dgn cara yang betol. (SAY NO to pelempang kawan yang suke maki).

2. Kurangkan aktiviti biasa aku.

Chat, SMS, karaoke (*Qiara - Hanya padamu lagu fevret aku n cek mek molek lagu fevret gelek aku), games n mcm2 lagi aktiviti hiburn aku buat setiap hari. Itulah life aku, mcm xleh nk bendung dah. Lagipon, dgn berhibur la cara aku nk ilangkan serabut problem aku. Aku dah mkin kurg bersukan (*dulu, aku suka bau peluh sendiri, tpi kini komputer jadi awek aku).

3. Teman hidup.

Bab "teman hidup aka kekasih, awek, isteri, tomey, hubby, darling or pape yg korang panggil" ni, aku rasa tak mau fikir lagi. Cukuplah zaman kegelapan n jahiliyah aku dulu, sampai kantoi sebab main kayu 2 riban (*muka macam terrorist, stil ade yang mahu, rezeki aku). Aku nk mintak maaf kat korg2 yang pernah aku couple x kira sekejap or lama, andai aku tersalah bahasa, tertarik bulu ketiak korang or pape. Jadi pasal kahwin, lagi le out of list aku nak buat untuk masa terdekat ni. Tapi orang tua2 punjabi ade cakap, 'kalau ada jodoh, sapu je lah, jangan jadi bengap'.

4. Putis

Oh no, ini kalau pk je, mmg x dpt. Usaha yang penting. Dah macam2 kerja aku dah buat x kira masa cuti or smbil belajar. Antaranya, aku pernah kerja sebagai:

1. Tmpt movers n catering, pasang khemah kenduri, and angkat barang orang nk pindah umah or ofis. Bagi aku, inilah kerja paling hardcore aku pernah buat(bayangkan angkat barang perabot or kotak berisi kertas dari tingkat 10, dgn lif yg rosak, rs nk carut lak &@#*&!).
2. Dobi di usm. Kerja ni nampak senang, tapi sebenarnya susah juga n memenatkan. Korang kena timing masa, bila nak basuh, keringkan, iron n lipat, sebab bukan seorang pelanggan je. kadang2, dalam 10 jam, aku x dapat duduk membuat kerja.(hari2 aku terpaksa melipat pakaian dalam budak laki termasuklah kawan baik aku)
3. Kelendan lori. Aku rasa kerja ni fun. Awal2 pagi, aku akan loadkan barang2 yg ditempah dri gudang tmpt kerja aku ke dlm lori. Then, antar barang2 tu ke kedai2 mengikut senarai. Memag seronok berjalan2 waktu kerja di seluruh KEDAH. Bergantung kepada driver lori, kalau dorang cara yg cepat nk perabih kerja, so, masa aku nk lepak tido dekt mana2 adalah lama b4 pulang ke tmpt kerja. Tpi, ade jugak driver yang kaki bodek bos, kerja perabih cepat, balik, n amek lagi barang lain (mmg ampeh, ko drive je, aku yang unload barang, ape ko tau).
4. Pelayan di supermarket BILLION. Agak seronok kerana aku kena jg di cushion dept (towel, tilam, bantal, cadar n etc). Kebanyakannya, kaum hawa yang suka ke kawasan ni. Besar tapak tangan ditadahkan, lagi besar towel aku pamerkan. Kerja ni just memerlukan teknik bodek dan stamina kaki anda. (time rehat pon aku x boleh rehatkan kaki or duduk, sebab member2 selalu ajak pegi melompat karaoke)
5. Juga pernah tolong kawan meniaga di pasar malam. I like this 1. why? Selain boleh melihat duit masuk on da spot di dalam tabung (bukan reason utama), boleh melihat perilaku orang ramai di situ ( garu di kawasan belakang n etc)

Cukuplah dulu setakat ni, memandangkan aku sendiri pon tak memikiokannye. Kalau ada pape yang korang rasa aku perlu ubahkan, juz tell me, ok. Wish you luck in UPSR. ^^

p/s: Hails to berbatov for score hatric against liverpool. Glory2 Man Utd

Cara-cara tidak lewat pergi dating!

Guys, you all kena peka dengan isu ni. Girls memang tidak gemar beno dengan lelaki yang lewat masa dating, inikan berjam2. (Padahal, kalau diorang lewat, tidak menjadi isu ^^). Rambut sama hitam, baju corak lain2. Lain orang, lain ragamnye. Jadi, di sini, terdapat beberapa langkah supaya korang tidak lewat jika dah buat temujanji or bhs scientificnye 'dating'.

1. Merancang awal.

Korang harus merancang masa yang sesuai untuk pergi dating. Pastikan masa itu, tidak ada kerja lain. Contohnya, ketika hari cuti or sesudah waktu kerja. Tetapi ingat, jangan dalam perancangan, korang masukkan sesekali waktu mak suruh ke kedai beli santan kelapa pada last minute.

2. Gunakan alarm.

Dengan teknologi serba moden skarang ni, setkan alarm pada telefon atau jam anda. Lelebih lagi, jika korang memang seorang pelupa atau kaki pompuan, heh!

3. Siap awal sehari.

Nampak seperti tidak logik, tapi kalau boleh amalkan, insyaAllah tidak lewat. Gosok baju, fikir nak kemana dan belanja apa. Letakkan deodorant kat tempat yg mudah dilihat agar tidak lupa memakainya. Fikirkan juga kenderaan untuk ke tempat dating, sama ada menumpang van jenazah atau jalan kaki.

4. Lihat ramalan cuaca.

Korang kena rancang bila patut dating berdasarkan cuaca yang telah disurvey. Sediakan apa yang sepatutnya bersesuaian dengan keadaan cuaca.

5. Tahu jalan ke tempat dating

Buat survey terlebih dahulu kat mana letaknya lokasi yang dijanjikan. Boleh jua memasang GPS.
Sesal dahulu menangis, sesal kemudian teriak lagi kuat.

*Kalau ikut tip ini pasti korang akan sampai awal ketika dating, secara tak langsung, teman korang akan kagum dan kaget bertemankan korang. ^^(Sekadar gambar hiasan. Set2 ni, dilarang membaca page ni.)

Bahasa 1: Bahasa perak

Sebagai rakyt Malaysia, 1 negara, 1 bangsa, apa salahnya kalau kita belajar bahasa orang dari negeri lain. Dapat gak kukuhkan silaturahim. (teman nk cri awek perak ^^) Saya sendiri pon tak berapa mahir nk cakap bahasa ni. Jadi, mari sama2 kita belajar. (izinkan hamba bercakap loghat Perak)


Mr.Os-Durian dah berbunga

Asal-usul bahasa perak

Bahase Peghak sebenonye masih seghupe betui dengan bahase oghang Melayu yang duduk kat Riau, Indon, tapi memang daso oghang Malaysia nak ambik baghang daghi negeghi oghang, deme klaim juge bahase oghang Riau tu. Jadilah sekaghang bahase tu jadi milik Malaysia. Ade pule di Riau tu banyak tambang peghak, Malaysia klaim juge peghak tu, dan negeghi tu sekaghang namenye negeghi Peghak.

Perbezean daghipade bahase Melayu

• Segale hughof "r" diganti dengan hughof "gh", kecuali hughof r di akhio kate, diubah jadi "o". Misainye benar=benor, pikir=pikio
• Akhioghan "a" jadi "e", macam bahase Melayu setando leh (saya=saye, kita=kite), tapi di bebeghape kampong hughof e tu dibace macam bahase oghang Betawi (mungkin deme pun nak klaim bahase oghang Betawi tu)
• Akhioghan "s" jadi "ih", macam bahasa oghang minang (putus=putuih, atas=ataih, dibace ateh)
• Akhioghan "l" jadi "i" (betul=betui, kapal=kapai)
• Di bebeghape tempat, akhioghan "ak" jadi "ok" (banyak=banyok, Perak=Peghok)
• Awaian "me-" jadi "nge-", macam bahase oghang Betawi dan bahase Jawe (mengambil=ngambik, mengekor=ngeko)

Daghi contoh-contoh di ateh, kite boleh simpuikan bahwesanye bahase Peghak ngeghupakan campughan-campughan bahase yang dah diklaim oleh Malaysie, contohnye bahase Betawi, bahase Jawe, bahase Riau, dan bahase Minang

Kate-kate kheh

Yang sebelah kighi ngeghupekan bahase Melayu setando, sebelah kanan bahase Peghak

• Saya = teman, aku, awak
• Kau / awak = mike, kome
• Mereka = deme
• Mari = moh
• Ikut = ngeko
• Makan = meghadak
• Tidur = megholok
• Urus = ketio
• Lapar = kebulo
• Telanjang = bolen
• Panas = angat pijo
• Gatal = ngelenyo

Selebehnye mike buleh caghi kat Google.

Raya

Pose sebulan, ry sebulan. So, b4 telmbt ingin nk ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya utk yg boleh menyambut (sori suresh, this is not 4 u). Bgimn dgn ry anda? Best, bored, x pernh ry, blik kg? Bgi sy, ry seperti thun2 yg lalu, tpi mkin besr mkin kurg UHM.. knp dan mengp? Duit poket mkin kosng, ^^ n kene bsuh ayam nk dibuat lauk.

Ry thun ni mcm b4 jugk, ry ke kg di Gerik n Slim River (hulu ke hilir perak). Sy sk blik kg dgn menggunakan perkhidmtn awam a.k.a bas lompt. Why x guna ekspress je? lagi laju, lgi cool, n serba lebih b'bnding bas besi buruk (trmsuk tmbgnye). Guest dlu, mn leh sume nk cite. X, salah2. Jeng3, b4 nek bas, dh psg niat nk dok seblah aweks. ^^. Lgi byk bas yg naik, lgi byk kebrngkalian nk dpt dok seblah. Tpi, xde luck la kli ni. 3/4 dok sebelah kaum Raju (ops, no racist, 1 Malaysia). Sbnrnye, i2 bukn reason utama, juz cita2 kecik yg dihasut setan je (gua nk tego pompuan x kenal, pon malu beb). I love travel, thats it.

B4 blik kampus, ade naik ETS dri SLIM. Tuk pengetahuan anda yg x tahu, ETS stand 4 Electric-train-set. Ia melalui Seremban-KL-Ipoh dan jauh lebih baik dri pengangkutan awam yg lain. B4 t'tdo terangguk2, sy smpt tgk screen monitor dlm ETS. "150km/j", wow had max kelajuannya. Klo tkut jadi perak or bhs jhtnye, jahiliyah, boleh le try.

So, itu sj yg sy nk cite kat sini, klo nk cite sume, mmg ngntuk la anda membc. Sy pasti anda sume gembira menymbut ry. Majulah tenet utk negara. SEKIAN.